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'Don't you just love that new horse smell?'

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

Hay Rides $10

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

"I can't eat all that."

Personnel. You've learned from your mistakes? Wow! I feel awed in the presence of so much education!

Movie with dinner: Now serving Texas Chainsaw Casserole.

Pine Hill Hot Dog Water Springs

"Yes Dad! I can see the ground way way down below very clearly! It's not unrelated to my reluctance to try flying!"

Forget Your Worries at Velton Corners, Spa.

'You know, I don't even care how the wine tastes - this alone was worth the price.'

"Must...get...fresh...ideas."

"When you get to Uni be sure to let that hair down responsibly."

'So, just how long were you at the School of Hard Knocks?'

Newly Qualified Teacher.

The party, after you left

'I did it the hard way. No self-improvement books.'

Confusing directions,

'Welcome monsieur et madame, may I take your coats, gloves and savings?'

"Wow, this comedy channel really is hi-def."

"Take it easy—that's just Lynn back with the orange juice."

They know me here. No words in my menu. Just pictograms. Al's menu. Menu.

Memories/New Experiences

"We were into things, but now we're into experiences."

'How could you have thirty years of experience when you're only twenty?'

"It's not what you know, it's who you know." "Either way, I'm starting from scratch."

"Now isn’t this better than that silly Super Bowl game?"

Modern Presents

"You don't have to spend a lot of money to have a good time?"

"Since we're about experiences and not things, I didn't bother with a ring."

Girl stung by a wasp for the first time

"You. You. And you."