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"Now isn’t this better than that silly Super Bowl game?"

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Hay Rides $10

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

Do you have any other skills?

"Well what does the GPS say?"

The Family Joules: Part 6

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

Fishing boat.

"Ah...here they are!"

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

Island of Lost Guys.

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

"Perfect."

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

When bored, we board

"Great, now we're lost."