Experience Seekers Gifts

"Now isn’t this better than that silly Super Bowl game?"

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Hay Rides $10

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

Do you have any other skills?

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

Fishing boat.

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

"Ah...here they are!"

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

Island of Lost Guys.

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

"Perfect."

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

Elephant rides.

Quick, follow that star

When bored, we board