Interactive Experience Seeker Gifts

Slant On Art

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

Hay Rides $10

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

"I can't eat all that."

Movie with dinner: Now serving Texas Chainsaw Casserole.

"Meaning of life!!" "Meaning of 'Game of Thrones' series finale"

Pine Hill Hot Dog Water Springs

'You know, I don't even care how the wine tastes - this alone was worth the price.'

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Forget Your Worries at Velton Corners, Spa.

'So, just how long were you at the School of Hard Knocks?'

Man throwing food on floor in the excitement of a goal

The party, after you left

'I did it the hard way. No self-improvement books.'

Confusing directions,

"Uh uh uh...that's not a touchscreen."

"We were into things, but now we're into experiences."

"Wow, this comedy channel really is hi-def."

"Take it easy—that's just Lynn back with the orange juice."

Memories/New Experiences

'How could you have thirty years of experience when you're only twenty?'

"Now isn’t this better than that silly Super Bowl game?"

"You don't have to spend a lot of money to have a good time?"

Modern Presents

"Since we're about experiences and not things, I didn't bother with a ring."

Jumping

"You. You. And you."

"It beats me why you were so adamant we buy a tandem."

'And, as you taste the wine, various sensations are recorded and transmitted to your brain for later befuddlement.'