Shared Experience Seeker Gifts

"It beats me why you were so adamant we buy a tandem."

"Trust me, you don't want this job."

We learn by doing

'You're beginning to get the hang of starting the motor, dear, but you forgot one thing...'

'Your, 'Never can come out in public' session is over. After I leave the room, you come out and slink away!'

"I trust this will be on one check."

'You know, I don't even care how the wine tastes - this alone was worth the price.'

The party, after you left

'I did it the hard way. No self-improvement books.'

Confusing directions,

"We were into things, but now we're into experiences."

"Wow, this comedy channel really is hi-def."

Memories/New Experiences

Modern Presents

"Now isn’t this better than that silly Super Bowl game?"

"You. You. And you."

"Nice to meet you. And may I just say, I don't feel uncomfortable at all."

"Donald is an appendicitis survivor, too."

'And, as you taste the wine, various sensations are recorded and transmitted to your brain for later befuddlement.'

Posh store has sign: When Flaunting Is Not Enough.

Slant On Art

"She said Africa was a life-changing experience, but I haven't noticed any change."

"I love this town!"

'Sir, for the last two hours your constant cries of pain have been disturbing the other people in the waiting room. Please stop.'

'Dad said that experience is the best teacher, so I cut school and went to the video arcade.'

"I always find paintings like this a little bit creepy."

Count Almaviva

"I'm not saying I don't want to do these things together. . . I just think this is going too far!"

"I'm glad my doctor is old. He understands my ailments because he has them."

'No I haven't caught any fish.However, I feel I've gained valuable experience from today's events!'

"How about we merge our own personal bubbles into one great big balloon!"

Club Heaven.