Shared Experience Seeker Gifts

"It beats me why you were so adamant we buy a tandem."

"Trust me, you don't want this job."

We learn by doing

Personnel. You've learned from your mistakes? Wow! I feel awed in the presence of so much education!

'You're beginning to get the hang of starting the motor, dear, but you forgot one thing...'

'Your, 'Never can come out in public' session is over. After I leave the room, you come out and slink away!'

"I trust this will be on one check."

'You know, I don't even care how the wine tastes - this alone was worth the price.'

The party, after you left

Confusing directions,

'I did it the hard way. No self-improvement books.'

"We were into things, but now we're into experiences."

"Wow, this comedy channel really is hi-def."

Memories/New Experiences

Sparkling Waterbed.

Modern Presents

"Now isn’t this better than that silly Super Bowl game?"

"You. You. And you."

"Nice to meet you. And may I just say, I don't feel uncomfortable at all."

'And, as you taste the wine, various sensations are recorded and transmitted to your brain for later befuddlement.'

"Donald is an appendicitis survivor, too."

"She said Africa was a life-changing experience, but I haven't noticed any change."

I'm more interested in experiences than things, honestly.

Slant On Art

Posh store has sign: When Flaunting Is Not Enough.

"I love this town!"

'Dad said that experience is the best teacher, so I cut school and went to the video arcade.'

'Sir, for the last two hours your constant cries of pain have been disturbing the other people in the waiting room. Please stop.'

Count Almaviva

You never take me anywhere.

"I'm not saying I don't want to do these things together. . . I just think this is going too far!"

'No I haven't caught any fish.However, I feel I've gained valuable experience from today's events!'

"I'm glad my doctor is old. He understands my ailments because he has them."

"I always find paintings like this a little bit creepy."

Club Heaven.