Interactive Experiences Gifts

"Uh uh uh...that's not a touchscreen."

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

Hidden Facebook Features

'We're looking for someone who can multitask - but not during the interview.'

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'

The Wilkersons on Vacation in Exotic Peru in the Metaverse

"When you get to Uni be sure to let that hair down responsibly."

"Wow, this comedy channel really is hi-def."

"Hey! That's my little brother! Only I get to bully him."

Harry liked working with his hands – but they didn't always get along.

"Since we're about experiences and not things, I didn't bother with a ring."

'You should concentrate on getting a first one.'

Fish pedicures - a woman with her feet in goldfish bowls, with the fish complaining about what they have to eat since the beauty craze took off.

"Face book suggests we be friends."

"Just throw the stick...there is no remote control."

"Do you think the UX is sufficiently unpleasant?"

If they replace one more man with a computer, I'm leaving!

'Maybe we could do something INTERACTIVE tonight?'

Slant On Art

'Why do I always lose at this interactive television fishing show!'

Generation-I. Generation-V. What're you old folks doing? Renaming your generation. I'm thinking Generation I - 'cause you're living virtual lives. Where'd he go? Got bored after 10 seconds and left to send an instant message to someone across the room.

Will like AND comment on every on of your Facebook posts, for food.

You never take me anywhere.

The clerk's eyes follow you as you browse so it feels like a real shopping experience.

The Participatory Blues

'I don't mind taling during sex, but must you chat on-line?'

"Think of a number, any number."

Why is no one accepting my friend requests? The Facebook page of Dorian Gray.

Estate Agent - '...And the area boasts a thriving on-line community.'

"How about we merge our own personal bubbles into one great big balloon!"

Tweet seeking missile.