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The Wilkersons on Vacation in Exotic Peru in the Metaverse

Pounding speeds up the computer.

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"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

Obsession with the Internet.

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

"Textin’"

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

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Man doing a search on a computer

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"Streaming"

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."