Digital Experiences Gifts

The Wilkersons on Vacation in Exotic Peru in the Metaverse

The clerk's eyes follow you as you browse so it feels like a real shopping experience.

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Online form - Submit.

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

Obsession with the Internet.

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Graduates on their phones

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Textin’"

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"There, all neat and tidy!"

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Second lifeReal life.

Man doing a search on a computer

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"Streaming"