Digital Life Embrace Gifts

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"My email is down... talk to me."

Online form - Submit.

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"Textin’"

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"My best friend is my phone."

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!'

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

Cat Playing 10th Life.

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"Buy my data $20"

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.

His Master's Data.

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."