Digital Living Gifts

"I never gave you more than you could handle. Well, except for all those passwords."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

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"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Textin’"

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Graduates on their phones

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"There, all neat and tidy!"

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

Spooning

"My best friend is my phone."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

'I'm afraid Mr. Caldwell doesn't want to see you now. However, you're free to visit his web site.'

'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!'

Cat Playing 10th Life.

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

"Mom, what's the password to access dad?"

"Eeeeek!!! My okay to this one night stand must have been faked by Cambridge Analytica!!"