Digital Entertainment Gifts

"Why don't you get off the computer and watch some TV?"

"This is great. I'm chasing a virtual squirrel."

'I'm all for this interactivity.'

"Go around the block, my show's not done."

"Dude. You need to get cable."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Streaming"

'They're playing a video game.'

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

'The following programme contains scenes of a very graphic nature and is available in High Definition.'

"Dude...I don't think this kinda battle has a reset button."

"Austin's birthday party was fun, but it wasn't eFun."

Hate Platforms

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Haircuts

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Mozart on a computer,

'There's nothing on.'

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Digital Fomo!

'Bring out yer books!'

Barcode Dreams

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Cellphone Islands

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Downloads.

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

"I'd like to see you do this online."

"You've all been working very hard lately, and you deserve some time off. I'm giving you all a two-day membership to time-off.com."