Digital Games Gifts

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

"I left my computer on, and my virtual pet dog tore up the place."

Hate Platforms

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Can You Spot the Differences?

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Holiday time.

Bowled over again!

Rage.

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

'Super Dog'

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

Mixed Doubles.

Mozart on a computer,

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

'There's nothing on.'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

'How about a game of cards?'

Homo Gamus