Digital Interactions Gifts

"My email is down... talk to me."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

Right click for yes...

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

"You know, there are other emojis."

Text Culture

Obsession with the Internet.

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

WiFi Signals

"Recess does things to a man."

"Now you can send it."

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

'I'll review your salary next spring.'

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'

The modern generation!