Digital Interactions Prints

Generation-I. Generation-V. What're you old folks doing? Renaming your generation. I'm thinking Generation I - 'cause you're living virtual lives. Where'd he go? Got bored after 10 seconds and left to send an instant message to someone across the room.

"My email is down... talk to me."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

Right click for yes...

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"You know, there are other emojis."

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

Text Culture

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

Obsession with the Internet.

Bird Tweet.

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

WiFi Signals

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

The Modern Novel.

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"Will follow you on social media for food."

"Recess does things to a man."

"Now you can send it."

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

'And, for the student with the most hits on his or her Facebook page, the award goes to Lisa Skemley!'

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

'I'll review your salary next spring.'

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'