Online Interactions Prints

"I've got about 20 pages of questionable internet comments here."

Two-Facedbook.

'Mr. Anon! I recognise you from your avatar.'

"I'm only liking her posts because I'm afraid if I don't, she won't like mine."

'Wow, when did it start letting you 'enemy' people?'

"Goodnight sweetheart I'm off to troll you on Twitter!"

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

"Darling... your facebook friends are here."

"You should stay offline, son. Nobody likes Internet trolls."

"I got 5,000 on-line enemies!"

'Don't take it personally. Bob doesn't like anybody. He even unfriended himself on Facebook.'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Anti-social networking

"Since starting my own podcast, I no longer have to heave the house to cop a gob-full of abuse."

Woman Shuts Down Online Abuse

"I have to give you credit. You're a pit bull and you're nice on and offline."

Social Networks

Internet dating is not all what it's cracked up to be. . .!

Senior Chat Rooms.

The Power of Social Media: 'I thought you were giving up on Twitter.'

"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."

'If you would've checked on the kids as much as you check social media, they probably wouldn't have been incarcerated in the state penitentiary!'

'I must not lie on the internet.'

"Before we take this any further, I'd like us to open about our internet history."

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Hot date tonight, little buddy? I'll say. I met a super-smart, really amazing lady. We're going to hook up tonight. By that I mean we're going to get together and troll all the true believers at the Reptilian Illuminati are controlling everything Facebook group. Sigh ... Well, at least you're going to be in the company of another human being. By get together, I mean we're going to post comments in the same threads.

@sexygirl4u and I had a falling out last night. I hit "like" on a revealing photo she'd posted. But then I worried that was too forward of me. So I hit "like" on all 89 of her less suggestive photos so she's wouldn't think I was a pervert. Then she blocked me. I just don't understand women, I guess. I'm starting to.

@sexygirl4u and I had a falling out last night. I hit "like" on a revealing photo she'd posted. But then I worried that was too forward of me. So I hit "like" on all 89 of her less suggestive photos so she wouldn

I heard nearly 5,000 people wished you a happy birthday back whenever your birthday was. How does it feel knowing your 5,000 Facebook "friends" you've never actually met remembered your birthday, but none of us real people did. Wound, meet salt. Real people are clearly overrated.

"Then it's settled. We're signing you up on 'Bitchfinder.com', like, immediately."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Moses on the web

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

Networking