Online Interactions Pillows

"I've got about 20 pages of questionable internet comments here."

Two-Facedbook.

"I'm only liking her posts because I'm afraid if I don't, she won't like mine."

'Wow, when did it start letting you 'enemy' people?'

"Goodnight sweetheart I'm off to troll you on Twitter!"

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

"Darling... your facebook friends are here."

"You should stay offline, son. Nobody likes Internet trolls."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Anti-social networking

"Since starting my own podcast, I no longer have to heave the house to cop a gob-full of abuse."

"I have to give you credit. You're a pit bull and you're nice on and offline."

Social Networks

Internet dating is not all what it's cracked up to be. . .!

Senior Chat Rooms.

"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."

'If you would've checked on the kids as much as you check social media, they probably wouldn't have been incarcerated in the state penitentiary!'

'I must not lie on the internet.'

"Before we take this any further, I'd like us to open about our internet history."

"Then it's settled. We're signing you up on 'Bitchfinder.com', like, immediately."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Moses on the web

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Networking

Text Culture

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"OMG, LOL!"

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

Online Dating

"Recess does things to a man."

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'