Online Interaction Specialist Pillows

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

"I have to give you credit. You're a pit bull and you're nice on and offline."

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

"Nick, are you listening or just buffering again?"

"You've got web feet"

"Before we take this any further, I'd like us to open about our internet history."

I CAME. I FOLLOWED. I COMMENTED. I SHARED.

"I learned my social skills on social media. . . what's it to you anyway you stupid cow?!"

"So I'm assuming it's not always a good thing when a tweet goes viral."

Social Networks

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

"When did tweeting become such an angry thing?"

"Oh, I see you're busy, so I'll keep talking."

'We met online, but we don't seem able to take our relationship to the next level.'

"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."

"The guru us out. That's a link to Wikipedia."

'Since you got your laptop you lost your lap.'

"I've got a patient who needs to chat to someone...Have you got anyone who's completed the 'verbal communications with patients in personal, supportive but not disempowering course?"

Senior Chat Rooms.

On 'Friends Reunited' everyone can claim to be a front page maodel for GQ Magazine.

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