Online Conversations Pillows

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Moses on the web

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"OMG, LOL!"

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

Online Dating

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

Technology and Love

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

Silver Surfer.

Zoom Wedding

"I have to give you credit. You're a pit bull and you're nice on and offline."

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

'It's true -- we DO communicate better in a chat room.'

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

Catroom.

"Nick, are you listening or just buffering again?"

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."