Online Conversations Mugs

'But I digress...'

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Moses on the web

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"OMG, LOL!"

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

Online Dating

"Will follow you on social media for food."

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

Technology and Love

"We do have on item the internet hasn't already beaten into the ground, ad nauseam."

Silver Surfer.

'How do I get people to visit my...'

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

"I have to give you credit. You're a pit bull and you're nice on and offline."

'I got caught in a blogstorm.'

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

Zoom Wedding

'It's true -- we DO communicate better in a chat room.'

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

Catroom.

"Nick, are you listening or just buffering again?"

Too many people post comments in the heat of anger. They strike while the ire is hot!

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

Look, dork, I won't ask again. Will you help me use a computer? Maybe. What for? Internet Scrabble. I hear it is possible to play – what is the word? Online? I should like to send data over cyberspace. Through cyberspace.

Tell me about your history. What are your interests? What kind of places do you visit? Are you careful? House of Java.net Cybercafe. You know what I mean: Are you the type that gets around? Your computer seems chaste. You may use it to send me an email. My laptop is virus-free. Freak.

"I'm on Twitter and I get the feeling I'm not being followed."