Online Communicator Mugs

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

"Believe me, the e-check is in the e-mail."

"If I use twitter to communicate, does that make me a twit?"

"Too much mis-information out there, I'm taking a break from social media. I'll let everyone know by posting it online."

"But I did give you my answer, David....Didn't you check your email?"

"If a man tweets and it doesn't appear in anybody's timeline, is it still a tweet?"

Mary & Gary on their first real life date.

"Dear Harry, I think your blog is a bit too interactive. Please write."

'It's nice to talk to you, Ms. Ponvert, but I need to get back to the blog I'm writing about people becoming more computer nerdy.'

'Since you got your laptop you lost your lap.'

"From Troglodyte to Bloglodyte... you call that evolution??"

"When did tweeting become such an angry thing?"

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

Moses on the web

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"OMG, LOL!"

"Textin’"

"Did you get my tweet?"

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

Online Dating

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

Spam in Hell.

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

Technology and Love

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob