Online Communicator Gifts

'If you have any complaints, can you come to me before posting them on Myspace?'

Tw@tter (teenager transfixed by social networking site).

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

'If I tweet on twitter does that make me a tweeter, a twitterer or just a twit?'

"I'm divorcing you George, didn't you see my Facebook update?"

"Believe me, the e-check is in the e-mail."

"If I use twitter to communicate, does that make me a twit?"

"Too much mis-information out there, I'm taking a break from social media. I'll let everyone know by posting it online."

"But I did give you my answer, David....Didn't you check your email?"

"If a man tweets and it doesn't appear in anybody's timeline, is it still a tweet?"

Mary & Gary on their first real life date.

"Dear Harry, I think your blog is a bit too interactive. Please write."

'It's nice to talk to you, Ms. Ponvert, but I need to get back to the blog I'm writing about people becoming more computer nerdy.'

'Dear facebook friend.'

'Since you got your laptop you lost your lap.'

'It's an email of a text that someone twittered...I think.'

'I worked on that tweet for two hours. Turns out my follower is offline!'

"From Troglodyte to Bloglodyte... you call that evolution??"

"When did tweeting become such an angry thing?"

I'm currently unavailable, but be sure to follow me on Twitter. !?!

Tell me about your history. What are your interests? What kind of places do you visit? Are you careful? House of Java.net Cybercafe. You know what I mean: Are you the type that gets around? Your computer seems chaste. You may use it to send me an email. My laptop is virus-free. Freak.

Look, dork, I won't ask again. Will you help me use a computer? Maybe. What for? Internet Scrabble. I hear it is possible to play – what is the word? Online? I should like to send data over cyberspace. Through cyberspace.

I see. And why do you think you often feel lonely?

No one said anything about blogging …

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

Moses on the web

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"Textin’"