Connected Communicator Gifts

Everyone else has one. What's wrong, don't you feel self-important enough?

'This woman is on the other side of the world and yet I feel so connected!'

"Do you have to take your mobile everywhere"

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Textin’"

City Marathon.

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

Spam in Hell.

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

Woman followed by devices.

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

"Don't talk to me in your 'Hey Siri' voice."

Aluminium Henge

"Outta my way. I need to check my email!"

"I'll have to get someone younger to look at your résumé. I'm not fluent in emoji."

"I'm so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all."