Campus Communicator Gifts

Student's t-shirts read: 'No means no.' 'No means to deny, refuse or disagree.'

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

21st century water cooler conversations.

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

Continuing education.

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Textin’"

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

"We evolved from asteroids"

Spam in Hell.

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.

"No, the Geo Metros, Hyundais, Rabbits, and Kias belong to faculty - the Alfa Romeos, BMWs, and Volvos belong to students."

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

Woman followed by devices.

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

"Don't talk to me in your 'Hey Siri' voice."

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

The next wave