Cloud Communicator Gifts

'Is there any way you can deliver everything to my e-mail account for now on?'

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

"Did you speak to our client in Australia?"

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

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Orator translates in many languages.

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like medulla oblongata!'

"I made my first million tech consulting explaining the cloud to clients."

"When did tweeting become such an angry thing?"

"Attendance is way down. He's just trying to jazz up the place..."

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

"That cloud looks like a sheep. I wonder what our Doctor Rorschach would make of that."

'What a nice gesture from the principal. If only he could do that in person.'

Employee Questions.

"Donald, you’re in the C-suite now. No more smiley faces or exclamation points."

"The aliens asked about music, too! With my help, they were able to reconstruct the most magical instrument on Earth!"

"Can you believe English isn't the official language here?"

'It's okay. I can telecommute.'

"Believe me, the e-check is in the e-mail."

Suggestions.

Brain cloud

'Could you read it back to yourself? -- I hate to get into sloppy speech habits.'

'Hi, Mom!'

'It's nice to talk to you, Ms. Ponvert, but I need to get back to the blog I'm writing about people becoming more computer nerdy.'