Cyberspace Communicator Gifts

"Charles, we need to talk. Let's chat online."

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

"Textin’"

"Did you get my tweet?"

"We evolved from asteroids"

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

Spam in Hell.

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

"Don't talk to me in your 'Hey Siri' voice."

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

Aluminium Henge

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

The next wave

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

A mathematical question for you. Do we divide or multiply?

"Outta my way. I need to check my email!"

"I'll have to get someone younger to look at your résumé. I'm not fluent in emoji."

"I'm so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all."