Cryptic Communicator Gifts

Secret agents exchange Christmas greetings.

'Shhh! The room could be humaned. - In bug spyworld.

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

Hiding the electronics.

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"Textin’"

"Did you get my tweet?"

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

Spam in Hell.

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

Aluminium Henge

'Modern romance'

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

"Don't talk to me in your 'Hey Siri' voice."

"I speak Latin, you know."

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."

"Outta my way. I need to check my email!"

"I'm so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all."

"I'll have to get someone younger to look at your résumé. I'm not fluent in emoji."

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'