Confidential Communicator Gifts

"I was asked not to repeat this so I've written it down for you."

Hiding the electronics.

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"Don't even think about it."

Fear of news.

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

'Modern romance'

"I speak Latin, you know."

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

Mime marriage.

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

'Oh sure, Your Honor, he can speak. He's using sign language ...

Just a little heads up!

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

"I see that, but can you play well with others?"

'Why are you being so passive aggressive?'

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

'That line means good managerial skills!'

'Yes, I agree. But what really caught my attention is what the boss ISN'T saying!'

"Don't yell in the restaurant. Use your texting voice."

"I can't wait 'til we're so close we don't have to talk."

"Trust me....it was nothing you said!"

"Doctor, your speech was certainly unabridged."

"Don't take this the wrong way, but your sweaty hand is grossing me out."

"What's this, a confession written in code. . .?"

"If you want me to ask him that you'll have to wait until after the watershed."