Silent Communicator Gifts

Institute for Nonverbal Communication.

'Yes, I agree. But what really caught my attention is what the boss ISN'T saying!'

Mime marriage.

"What I love about our friendship is the way we never see or speak to each other."

'Oh sure, Your Honor, he can speak. He's using sign language ...

Mimes' protesting

Cereal for the hearing impaired or monks who've taken a vow of silence.

"Gus don't do much talkin'. His interpretive dance does his talkin' for him."

"I can't wait 'til we're so close we don't have to talk."

Monk marooned on desert island.

"You have the right to remain silent."

"Trust me....it was nothing you said!"

"You describe yourself in your resume as 'the strong, silent type.'"

"Go to Settings, then to Sounds and uncheck Mute."

"You're on mute."

"Look, just tell me what you want."

You're on mute

'Why are you being so passive aggressive?'

Mime artist visiting friend in prison

'You have the right to remain silent...'

At a restaurant with a sign, 'E.E.O. We Employ Mimes,' a man says, 'That explains why none of the staff said anything while processing my order.'

'We need to talk...'

Vow of silence at play!: B-10...BINGO!'!

Telepath for Ms Thompson...

Every time I call Marcel Marceau, he picks up the phone but never answers me.

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

"So, you won't talk, eh?"

"He's a man of few words."

Lost my job at the call center. Please help!

Krugshank wasn't sure how to read the boss' body language. Did he mean 'Krugshank, I've got a sore throat' or was it more, like, 'Krugshank, you're fired'?

Never argue with the mime.

I swear, you don't hear a word I don't say.

Maybe we've been talking to them too much lately.

The Language of Animals

"Don't even think about it."