Silent Communicators Gifts

Silent Order of Trappists

"We're having some marital issues... we hardly talk anymore!"

Hiding the electronics.

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

"Don't even think about it."

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"I thought you said I needed to get some 'extra size'."

Marcel Marceau's parrot

Mime Baby

'. . . Just thought I'd drop you a mime!'

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

Mime marriage.

I swear, you don't hear a word I don't say.

Their father would frequently have to barge in and pantomime to his kids that they were not being quiet enough as they pantomimed actual noisy children.

Mime father in the delivery room.

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

The Land Before Mimes.

'Oh sure, Your Honor, he can speak. He's using sign language ...

"Cat got your tongue?"

Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court.

"...And now show us what you said."

Quiet Quitting

The Greatest Mime in the World

The first rule of mime club is: You Do Not Talk About Mime Club!

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

"Carl does go overboard when it comes to not waking the baby."

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

He's very disciplined about his writing, three hours staring at a blank screen every morning and five in the afternoon.

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

When mimes make an appointment...

'Why are you being so passive aggressive?'

Mime supplies.

A mime visits a psychiatrist.

'Did he say anything before he died?'

'Yes, I agree. But what really caught my attention is what the boss ISN'T saying!'