Silent Speaker Gifts

For private cell phone talks, rent-a-booth...

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

"Don't even think about it."

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

Marcel Marceau's parrot

'. . . Just thought I'd drop you a mime!'

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

Mime marriage.

Mime father in the delivery room.

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

I swear, you don't hear a word I don't say.

The Land Before Mimes.

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

'The answer is still no. I may look like a pushover, but I'm not.'

'Oh sure, Your Honor, he can speak. He's using sign language ...

"Carl does go overboard when it comes to not waking the baby."

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

Quiet Quitting

"Cat got your tongue?"

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

The Greatest Mime in the World

Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court.

The first rule of mime club is: You Do Not Talk About Mime Club!

"...And now show us what you said."

He's very disciplined about his writing, three hours staring at a blank screen every morning and five in the afternoon.

'Did he say anything before he died?'

A mime visits a psychiatrist.

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

Mime supplies.

'Why are you being so passive aggressive?'

When mimes make an appointment...

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

'Yes, I agree. But what really caught my attention is what the boss ISN'T saying!'

'Couldn't you have just gone goth like your brother?'