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40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

"Don't even think about it."

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

Marcel Marceau's parrot

'. . . Just thought I'd drop you a mime!'

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

Mime marriage.

Mime father in the delivery room.

The Land Before Mimes.

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

'The answer is still no. I may look like a pushover, but I'm not.'

'Oh sure, Your Honor, he can speak. He's using sign language ...

Quiet Quitting

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court.

The first rule of mime club is: You Do Not Talk About Mime Club!

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

The Greatest Mime in the World

"Carl does go overboard when it comes to not waking the baby."

"...And now show us what you said."

"Cat got your tongue?"

He's very disciplined about his writing, three hours staring at a blank screen every morning and five in the afternoon.

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

A mime visits a psychiatrist.

'Why are you being so passive aggressive?'

When mimes make an appointment...

'Did he say anything before he died?'

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

'Yes, I agree. But what really caught my attention is what the boss ISN'T saying!'

'Couldn't you have just gone goth like your brother?'

"I can't wait 'til we're so close we don't have to talk."