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"We're having some marital issues... we hardly talk anymore!"

Hiding the electronics.

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

"Don't even think about it."

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

Marcel Marceau's parrot

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

'. . . Just thought I'd drop you a mime!'

Mime Baby

Mime marriage.

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

Mime father in the delivery room.

Their father would frequently have to barge in and pantomime to his kids that they were not being quiet enough as they pantomimed actual noisy children.

The Land Before Mimes.

'Oh sure, Your Honor, he can speak. He's using sign language ...

"...And now show us what you said."

The Greatest Mime in the World

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

Quiet Quitting

"Carl does go overboard when it comes to not waking the baby."

Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court.

The first rule of mime club is: You Do Not Talk About Mime Club!

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

"Cat got your tongue?"

He's very disciplined about his writing, three hours staring at a blank screen every morning and five in the afternoon.

'Did he say anything before he died?'

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

'Why are you being so passive aggressive?'

A mime visits a psychiatrist.

When mimes make an appointment...

'Yes, I agree. But what really caught my attention is what the boss ISN'T saying!'

"They're from accounting, sir, they're not very verbal."

'Couldn't you have just gone goth like your brother?'