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"Don't yell in the restaurant. Use your texting voice."

"I'm still on a silent retreat, but only when I'm with Larry."

'I've always wanted to be a politician, but I speak in a low voice.'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"Don't even think about it."

Woman followed by devices.

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

'Modern romance'

"I speak Latin, you know."

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

Mime marriage.

"Remember, Mort: Courage isn't the absence of fear. Courage is remaining media-savvy in the face of fear!"

Dog Training.

"Janet, please. I'm calling the vet's office to check their lost and found. That's the last place I saw my nuts."

Dogs texting each other emojis

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

You May Bang Your Head Here/You May Talk To Here.

'Oh sure, Your Honor, he can speak. He's using sign language ...

"I see that, but can you play well with others?"

'Why are you being so passive aggressive?'

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

'Yes, I agree. But what really caught my attention is what the boss ISN'T saying!'

"I can't wait 'til we're so close we don't have to talk."

"Trust me....it was nothing you said!"

"I can actually hear you thinking about food."

"I actually know more commands than I respond to."

"Doctor, your speech was certainly unabridged."

'The therapy is working... I don't use all caps in emails anymore.'

'Up until now I thought all your questions were rhetorical.'

"Try to smile a bit louder."

People talking through a stethoscope.

"So, you won't talk, eh?"

"Sometimes I just enjoy listening to some of my favorite old messages."