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'We are unable to complete your call as dialed. Please remove your mittens and dial your call again.'

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

'Modern romance'

"I speak Latin, you know."

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

Snow is falling...

We can do ANYTHING if we all work TOGETHER.

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

You May Bang Your Head Here/You May Talk To Here.

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

Just a little heads up!

A man surrounded with lovehearts

"Love me?"

"I see that, but can you play well with others?"

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

'I'm dropping you a lion.'

"Don't yell in the restaurant. Use your texting voice."

'Sam's not really a seafaring man but he can yo-ho-ho with the best of them.'

Dog in the Bed.

'This is Jake. I'm not in now, so please leave a message...HELLO! HELLO! This is Jake! Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm just mesin' with you! I'm still NOT in!'

'See, I told you I can text and chew gum at the same time.'

People talking through a stethoscope.

"Try to smile a bit louder."

"I was rather hoping you'd be using incisive rebuttals based on an eclectic knowledge of the subject area!"