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Of course I don't seem too smart to my teacher. She's a college graduate.

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

Ninedency: A budding tendency

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"I'm fascinated by body language."

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'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

"I speak Latin, you know."

'Modern romance'

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

"Those are wonderful insights jack but we're, Looking for actual ideas."

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

You can't fool all of the people all of the time, especially with our advertising budget.

Time for speeches

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice."

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

"Your free-floating anxiety is floating over to me."

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

"I appreciate succinct memos, Phillips, but stop writing them all in Haiku!"

"I see that, but can you play well with others?"

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