Curious Communicator T-Shirts

'Mr. Watson?.. Alexander Graham Bell here. I'm a first-time caller...'

"The subject on the e-mail is 'Woof" any idea who it's from?"

"I said, you have a suppository in your ear so I think I know where your hearing aid is."

"Exhaustive research has determined that cats don't like baby talk."

Aliens man telephone store named ET&T Phones.

"If you want me to ask him that you'll have to wait until after the watershed."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

Schrodinger's Black Box

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

Do Guns Kill?

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Nothing. I'm going into stem cell research."

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

'Can you debunk my essay?'

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

'Modern romance'

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

"I speak Latin, you know."

Idle parts

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

Philosophy Test Today. This "Meaning of Life" question -- is that essay or true-false?

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'