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"This is the right side of the brain calling the left side of the brain. Come in, left side..."

Dave finally figured a way of overcoming his fear of talking to people at networking events.

"You have no new messages."

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

'I want this sent first class - do we have any champagne bottles?'

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

"I see that, but can you play well with others?"

'Your wife didn't understand me either - until I started using spell check.'

'Lip reading.'

Outsider trading through semaphor.

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

I talk to cats - "What have you been doing?" "Acting Mad."

"Okaaay, so 'maybe' I don't 'understand' how air quotes 'work.'"

Message In Bottle In Bottle

More Natural. Two characters find that conversation feels more natural talking through mobile phone costumes. 'somehow,this feels more natural'

'The patient is out of his mind, but you can leave a message.'

"Yes I did want out contract design to be more progressive and visual, but this is a little too progressive."

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

"Doctor, I'm hearing voices. There they are again!"

'Here's your letter, sir -- the 'u' key wouldn't work, so I used 'oo's instead.'

"Well Mr. Bosley, the problem is that your speech bubbles are too large. . ."

Personals: Decoder sought by F,NS,VEG,PROF with GSH

"Well, I'm 6 foot 2 in my bare feet."

"Try to smile a bit louder."

I'm away from my desk, please leave a message after my interpretation of a beep.

'She lithpth!'

Call Center Agents Should Be Able To Apologize And To Admit Mistakes.

I Phone My Cat

"Miss Holder, in the future, please refrain from using hearts in the place of dots."

"Wow, that was short. You only talked for 45 minutes. What happened?"

"I speak Latin, you know."

"It's a good line Darling: No need to squawk so loudly..."

"Shall I say you're busy?"

"I leave messages in the pussycats' little voice-mail boxes. Sometimes they get back to me. Sometimes they don't."

"No, but I can take a message."