Curious Communicator Mugs

'Mr. Watson?.. Alexander Graham Bell here. I'm a first-time caller...'

"The subject on the e-mail is 'Woof" any idea who it's from?"

"I said, you have a suppository in your ear so I think I know where your hearing aid is."

"Exhaustive research has determined that cats don't like baby talk."

Aliens man telephone store named ET&T Phones.

"If you want me to ask him that you'll have to wait until after the watershed."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Schrodinger's Black Box

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

"I'm fascinated by body language."

Do Guns Kill?

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Nothing. I'm going into stem cell research."

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

"I speak Latin, you know."

Idle parts

'Modern romance'

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

'Can you debunk my essay?'

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

"Yes, I'm sure that going to school isn't the same as eating from the Tree of Knowledge."

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'