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'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

'How do you send text messages?'

'He likes to introduce variety to his mentoring communications...'

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

"And this dance represents our latest volunteer recruitment drive..." "I never thought I'd miss Powerpoint."

"I appreciate succinct memos, Phillips, but stop writing them all in Haiku!"

"This is fantastic exaggeration, I think we can use you in our Advertising Dept."

'I need a quick fun way to get my message across.'

Direct Marketing...

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

'Actually, when I asked you to bring something fresh to the table, I was talking about ideas!'

You can't fool all of the people all of the time, especially with our advertising budget.

'Nigel is ALWAYS finding ways of making our messages more accessible.'

'You talk in riddles!' 'I'M A POET!

"Mom, come quick. Dad's in a stupor."

Ninedency: A budding tendency

Wordplay: Export.

Colin's latest idea is to present his training through the medium of contemporary dance.

"They're on a silent retreat."

The Curse of Rhadamanthus (For Pete's Sake)

"I'm not really barking at anything. It's mostly for the pleasure of hearing myself bark. It's like animal social media."

Nothing Beats Good Marketing!

Stopping Coronavirus

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

Read My Blog

'Don't jump. It's a book publisher!'

'Church art project' "We're hoping to draw a crowd"

Target your message

"I'm just posting something to my wall."

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

Adult Books and Movies: "Friction, or Non-Friction?"

You could have told me earlier you only wanted a bust.

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

"The key to a good story is to give the protagonist lots of challenges."

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."