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"All I asked was that you initial the memo."

"My dear, I'm an artist! I reveal my innermost being to people and give them the highest emotions!"

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Ninedency: A budding tendency

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Frederic Chopin

"I'm fascinated by body language."

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"Caricatures $20"

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'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

'May I suggest a pleasant viognier to put the subtext into gear?'

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

You can't fool all of the people all of the time, especially with our advertising budget.

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice."

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"

"I appreciate succinct memos, Phillips, but stop writing them all in Haiku!"

'Actually, when I asked you to bring something fresh to the table, I was talking about ideas!'

Hieroglyph stamps.

The Curse of Rhadamanthus (For Pete's Sake)

'Don't jump. It's a book publisher!'

"I'm just posting something to my wall."

Art Gallery.

"I would've started my novel by now, but I've been to busy suffering!"

"All I said is I'd like a little more attention. I don't need the shenanigans."

'You talk in riddles!' 'I'M A POET!

"Your marriage would greatly improve if you were both more open with your emojis."