Artistic Communicator Gifts

"All I asked was that you initial the memo."

"My dear, I'm an artist! I reveal my innermost being to people and give them the highest emotions!"

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

Ninedency: A budding tendency

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Direct Marketing...

Frederic Chopin

"I'm fascinated by body language."

Wordplay: Export.

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

"Caricatures $20"

"Mom, come quick. Dad's in a stupor."

Target your message

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

'May I suggest a pleasant viognier to put the subtext into gear?'

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

You can't fool all of the people all of the time, especially with our advertising budget.

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice."

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"

"I appreciate succinct memos, Phillips, but stop writing them all in Haiku!"

'Actually, when I asked you to bring something fresh to the table, I was talking about ideas!'

"They're on a silent retreat."

'Don't jump. It's a book publisher!'

Hieroglyph stamps.

Art Gallery.

"I'm just posting something to my wall."

The Curse of Rhadamanthus (For Pete's Sake)

Advertising Lessons from the Old School

'You talk in riddles!' 'I'M A POET!

"Your marriage would greatly improve if you were both more open with your emojis."