Relaxed Communicator T-Shirts

"I'm semi-retired. That means I limit my information intake to texting Tuesdays and phone Fridays."

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

"Just the slippers is fine!"

Trivia/Great Literature.

"Remember, Mort: Courage isn't the absence of fear. Courage is remaining media-savvy in the face of fear!"

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

You May Bang Your Head Here/You May Talk To Here.

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

'According to the blood tests, x-rays and EKG... You're fat.'

'If you ask me the time again, I'll punch you!'

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

'What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?'

'Sometimes I think you'll be sorry when the baby gets here.'

"Don't yell in the restaurant. Use your texting voice."

"What are we doing today?"

'Jaques Frisson, His piano,his songs, his pipe and his slippers'

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

'The therapy is working... I don't use all caps in emails anymore.'

"Watch out for Bernie...he's a man of few words but a lot of gestures."

"I have difficulty expressing my feelings."

"Smoke two joints and call me in the afternoon."

"I have a low-cost project you can which you can involve yourself with."

'You go and take stacks of photos. I'm going to read and I'll look at them when we get back to England.'

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe'."

'If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.'

"Darn it, she's unreachable when she gets her inbox down to zero."

"No matter how dire the problem...no more memos that start with 'YIKES!'"

'Could you ask me how school was later? Right now I'm off-line.'