Relaxed Communicator T-Shirts

"I'm semi-retired. That means I limit my information intake to texting Tuesdays and phone Fridays."

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"Just the slippers is fine!"

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

Trivia/Great Literature.

"Remember, Mort: Courage isn't the absence of fear. Courage is remaining media-savvy in the face of fear!"

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

You May Bang Your Head Here/You May Talk To Here.

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

'According to the blood tests, x-rays and EKG... You're fat.'

'If you ask me the time again, I'll punch you!'

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

'Sometimes I think you'll be sorry when the baby gets here.'

'What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?'

"Don't yell in the restaurant. Use your texting voice."

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

It is what it is. Settle down! Stop being such a worrywart. What's the worst that could happen? Inactivists.

'Jaques Frisson, His piano,his songs, his pipe and his slippers'

"What are we doing today?"

'The therapy is working... I don't use all caps in emails anymore.'

"Watch out for Bernie...he's a man of few words but a lot of gestures."

"No matter how dire the problem...no more memos that start with 'YIKES!'"

'You go and take stacks of photos. I'm going to read and I'll look at them when we get back to England.'

Nothing gives me a greater feeling of accomplishment than not accomplishing anything.

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe'."

"I have a low-cost project you can which you can involve yourself with."

"Smoke two joints and call me in the afternoon."

"Darn it, she's unreachable when she gets her inbox down to zero."

'If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.'

"I have difficulty expressing my feelings."