Quiet Communicator Gifts

"Don't yell in the restaurant. Use your texting voice."

"I'm still on a silent retreat, but only when I'm with Larry."

'I've always wanted to be a politician, but I speak in a low voice.'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

"Don't even think about it."

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

Woman followed by devices.

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

"I speak Latin, you know."

'Modern romance'

Mime marriage.

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

"Remember, Mort: Courage isn't the absence of fear. Courage is remaining media-savvy in the face of fear!"

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

I swear, you don't hear a word I don't say.

Dog Training.

"Janet, please. I'm calling the vet's office to check their lost and found. That's the last place I saw my nuts."

Dogs texting each other emojis

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

You May Bang Your Head Here/You May Talk To Here.

'Oh sure, Your Honor, he can speak. He's using sign language ...

"I see that, but can you play well with others?"

'Why are you being so passive aggressive?'

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

'Yes, I agree. But what really caught my attention is what the boss ISN'T saying!'

"I can't wait 'til we're so close we don't have to talk."

"I can actually hear you thinking about food."

"Doctor, your speech was certainly unabridged."

"Trust me....it was nothing you said!"

"I actually know more commands than I respond to."

'The therapy is working... I don't use all caps in emails anymore.'

'Up until now I thought all your questions were rhetorical.'

People talking through a stethoscope.

"I have to go out for a few hours, and don't give me any attitude about it."