Verbose Communicator Gifts

"Travis didn't believe in nouns."

"Doctor, your speech was certainly unabridged."

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Hiding the electronics.

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Textin’"

With the popularity of spell-checkers, many people are turning to the new speech-checkers.

"Don't even think about it."

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

"My Blackberry will get in touch with your Blackberry."

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

Spam in Hell.

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

Woman followed by devices.

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

'Modern romance'

"I speak Latin, you know."

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'