Interactive Communicator Gifts

Pets. Pets are like toys, only more interactive.

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

Ninedency: A budding tendency

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Textin’"

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With the popularity of spell-checkers, many people are turning to the new speech-checkers.

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

Spam in Hell.

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

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Woman on the phone.

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

"Mom, come quick. Dad's in a stupor."

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

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'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'