Unconventional Communicator Gifts

"You have no new messages."

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Hiding the electronics.

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

"I speak Latin, you know."

'Modern romance'

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

"I'm leaving you, Steven....It's all there in my text message."

"Ok, so I just texted everybody my commencement speech."

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

"I can't remember, did you text me, call me, tweet me, email me, or just tell me about it?"

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

Modern Communications

First O.M.G. church.

'Of course I can spell -- I just can't spell conventionally.'

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

"...and I'm proficient in two languages ? English and text messaging."

'No need to text me your answer to that. I'm right here.'

"I see that, but can you play well with others?"