Unconventional Communicator Prints

"You have no new messages."

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Hiding the electronics.

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

With the popularity of spell-checkers, many people are turning to the new speech-checkers.

"I'm fascinated by body language."

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

'Modern romance'

"I speak Latin, you know."

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

"Ok, so I just texted everybody my commencement speech."

"I'm leaving you, Steven....It's all there in my text message."

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

~ S.O.S.

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

By teaching the parrot a few key phrases, Marilyn no longer needs to nag her kids.

"All those in favor Retweet."

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

"I can't remember, did you text me, call me, tweet me, email me, or just tell me about it?"

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

First O.M.G. church.

Modern Communications

'Of course I can spell -- I just can't spell conventionally.'

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

"...and I'm proficient in two languages ? English and text messaging."

'No need to text me your answer to that. I'm right here.'