Virtual Communicator Gifts

'How long have you been on Facebook?'

Aquarium Chat

"Do you mind if I call you 'Rayna the Robot?'"

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

'You can cancel my appointment. My computer reached him!'

'I can't use the webcam, mother. Being Christmas morning my server is down.'

'I should have realized that a 'Virtual relationship' would never work.'

'Dad's talking to his imaginary friends again.'

"Yethhh, hello. . .are you clothed?"

Reconciliation in social networks

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Textin’"

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

Spam in Hell.

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

Aluminium Henge

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

"Don't talk to me in your 'Hey Siri' voice."

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"