Virtual Communicator Pillows

"We don't communicate any more..."

Worst Zoom Meeting Ever.

'How long have you been on Facebook?'

Aquarium Chat

"Do you mind if I call you 'Rayna the Robot?'"

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

'You can cancel my appointment. My computer reached him!'

'I can't use the webcam, mother. Being Christmas morning my server is down.'

'I should have realized that a 'Virtual relationship' would never work.'

'Dad's talking to his imaginary friends again.'

"Yethhh, hello. . .are you clothed?"

Reconciliation in social networks

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Textin’"

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

With the popularity of spell-checkers, many people are turning to the new speech-checkers.

Spam in Hell.

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

"My Blackberry will get in touch with your Blackberry."

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob