Visual Communicator Pillows

Excess Baggage: If you can draw, you don't have to know the local language.

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

Ninedency: A budding tendency

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"We evolved from asteroids"

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

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Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

A boy with a camera

The next wave

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

A mathematical question for you. Do we divide or multiply?

You can't fool all of the people all of the time, especially with our advertising budget.

Stop Ironic Graffiti

"Hmm. . . Human droppings. . .!"