Tech Communicator Pillows

"She's fine over text and chat. I'ts just in person that she can't read emoticons."

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

'Michelle, this is your brother, Paul, do you copy? Over...Paul to Michelle, do you read me?...'

Lynching on social media

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

'How fast can you hype?'

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

21st century water cooler conversations.

"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

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"Damn - another letter to the editor."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Any questions?"

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

'What a CV - if you can write memos like this you'll go far in our organisation.'

Even more of what people say (and what they really mean)

"Textin’"

"Did you get my tweet?"

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"We evolved from asteroids"

"Dad's got a promotion. How can now mute middle management."

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

"We don't talk anymore."

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."